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Saturday, August 18, 2007

French Reaction To Ottoman Outcry


Date Line August 18th Paris:

The French government reacting to the outraged statements
from the Turkish ambassador regarding their new "outrageous and criminal" steam powered weapon. Has categorically denied that it is indeed a weapon at all. The government spokesman
went on to say that this device was nothing more than a new
and improved method for gathering truffles, long considered a delicacy by the French. He further expounded that the rumors that these have been fitted by the French army with a Mitrailleuse
are simply ridiculous and the worst sort of yellow journalism. The
French government official went on to say that it is the policy of his
government to respect the faith of all within the greater French
Empire to include the numerous followers of Islam in French North
Africa. Therefore he stated "the use of such a device is simply out of
the question".

3 comments:

Don M said...

Misunderstandings will happen. So what are the technical specs for
the armed version? ;-P

La Coloniale said...

Which one the Mk I or
II Cochon de Guerre de
Blindé ?

By the way , reports of
the Cochon de pétard is
just an unsubstantiated
rumor!

Don M said...

By the way , reports of
the Cochon de pétard is
just an unsubstantiated
rumor!

Pig Bomb?
OMG...)